What does the fat cow give you?
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Teacher Jokes
What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?
Bro, do you even function?
Table manners
Teacher:"Michael, if you were on a date having ...
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"
Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy...
A teacher asks her student
Teacher: What does a Bee gives us?
Student: H...
What do you call a teacher who doesn't flatulate in public.
A private tutor.
-Credits to my cousin ;)
My high-school English teacher was well known for being a fair
My high-school English teacher was well known f...
A little boy skips school...
Grandpa: “Go hide, your teacher is here becaus...
The lovely kids from a funny friend's facebook
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition...
Why is your paper blank?
Teacher: Why is your paper blank?
Student: Some...
A new teacher joins school
A new teacher joins school. She finds two boys ...
Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: That...
Teacher: "Your composition on the assignment "My dog" is exactly like your brothers...
...did you copy it?"
Boy: "No, it's the same d...
Can't-Lose Man Chapter 2: Butt-chin boy
It's been 4 years since that day. Now I am a 33...
It's year 2540..
A student notices something off about his textb...
Teacher One day our country will be corruption Free tells which tense is it?
Student .Tense Impossible
A Physics teacher was talking about the velocity of a falling ball
A student asked, "Is it an African ball or an E...
A Former Sergeant In The Marine Corps Took A New Job As A High School Teacher
A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a ne...
Teacher: How Old is your father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possi...
Teacher to Student: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teach...
Teacher to student “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Student: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know...
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are ...
Teacher and student
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Teacher: What comes after 69?
Student: Mouthwash.
Teacher: Get out.