A student asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom

"You can go to the bathroom after you recite the alphabet," replies the teacher.

The student recites the alphabet: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z"

"Where's the 'P'"? asks the teacher.

"Dripping down my leg."

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