Two boys walk in late to class one day...

Two boys walk in late to class and the teacher asks "Martin, Juan, why are you two so late?"

Martin says "you see, I was having this fantastic dream where I was traveling the world! I visited so many countries and learned so many new things, I didn't want to wake up! That is why I'm late."

The teacher turns to Juan and asks "and you Juan, Why are you late?" Juan says "I picked Martin up at the airport."

Edit: Wrong name in the last sentence. Went ahead and separated into separate paragraphs.

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