Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?
She was cross eyed.
Teacher Jokes
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying,
"Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am ...
In the middle of math class...
The teacher was enthusiastically describing the...
Behind Every Successful man.
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a...
Teacher: "what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
I lost my virginity to my teacher yesterday.
Unfortunately, I'm home-schooled.
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Student roasted teacher.
A first-grade teacher can’t believe her
student...
The teacher asked the class to make up a poem.
Mrs. Krabappel asked the class to make up a poe...
Yeah baby! Yeah baby! That's where the action is!
A schoolkid named Billy is assigned by his teac...
Chad never changed.
This is my first joke, I'm formatting on mobile...
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, ...
Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family who does something amazing...
The next day, he returns and tells the class th...
Teachers be like...
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
When I was a little kid, my dad would swear then say "Excuse my French"
One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak...
Math teacher: What is the value of x?
Student: She was my life.
Classroom Nerd
(In a high school class room)
Girl: Do you see...
I'm speechless.
t was oral examination in the standard two. The...
I was in love with a girl in the kindergarten.
We went to the toilets to show each other what ...
A Bitter Army Veteran storms into a classroom and shouts "If it weren't for me you'd all be speaking German!"
"That's right" replies the German teacher.
I once fell in love with an English Teacher....
...I wrote her a love letter and she corrected it.
Momentum
In my physics class we were learning about mome...
teacher question
The teacher asked his student: Does the wild fo...