Student roasted teacher.

A first-grade teacher can’t believe her
student isn’t hepped up about the Super
Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you
excited?”
“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents
love basketball, so I do too,” says the
student.
“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the
teacher. “What if your parents were
morons? What would you be then?”
“Then I’d be a football fan.”