intelligent student
Student would you punish me for some thing i di...
Teacher Jokes
My teacher asked me to turn in my essay.
Pero no soy un rata.
So there was a kidnapping in one of the local schools
Teacher woke him up though.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of...
If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you...
Speak to the supply teacher..
A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl.
“It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”
“B...
Joke my scinence teacher dropped on us
A lithium atom walked into a bar and said
"Hey...
My math teacher called me average the other day.
I thought it was mean.
Teacher And Student
Teacher: What are some products of the West Ind...
Johnny wants to go bathroom
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroo...
Teacher: Jimmy what is a shih tzu?
Jimmy: Excuse me miss?
Teacher: A shih tzu Jim...
Teacher and Student
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of ...
Burger
Day 1
A few days ago I was at school and the t...
The Biggest Lie - joke
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered ...
My geography teacher told us this one yesterday, after mentioning how biologically it makes sense for girls to wear pants and boys to wear skirts.
How many blackbirds can you fit under a Scottis...
Best joke in class
So my teacher says: "all men are the same" and...
A conversation between teacher and Kids
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
The Biggest Lie - Funny Joke
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered ...
English class......
Teacher.
One day our country will be corruption...
Little Johnny is in class...
The teacher asks the class, "there are 5 birds ...
My fourth grade teacher told me I would use cursive at least once a week, but she was wrong.
I use it every day when food is delivered to my...
We have two substitute teachers at my school with the name Hayden Smith. One a bombshell 23yo woman, the other a married balding 65yo man.
**Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin**
>Look u...
The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?"
Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't h...
Teacher And Student
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student ...