A schoolkid named Billy is assigned by his teacher to write down three things he hears over the weekend. On friday night his sister yells "Shutup!" at him. He writes that down. The next day he's watching Saturday morning cartoons, and he hears "Superman!". So he writes that down. And on Sunday, he's walking home from Sunday school and he hears an old man singing "Yeah baby! Yeah baby! That's where the action is!", and he writes that down. On Monday morning his teacher asks "Billy, would you like to share with the class what you have written down?" Billy responds "Shutup!" Then the teacher says "Don't you talk to me like that! Who do you think you are!?" Billy says "Superman!" Flustered, the teacher exclaimes "Go straight to the principals office this instant!" Billy responds "Yeah baby! Yeah baby! That's where the action is!"
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