This is my first joke, I'm formatting on mobile so if any mistakes please disregard, Thank you!
So Chad is this troublemaker in class, he always never respected the teacher he screamed at a teacher and got kicked out of class
Nobody saw him for 20 years since that day
So the teacher had a heart attack and was taken quickly to the hospital and the doctor said I need to perform surgery on you
She leaves the surgery with nothing wrong with her except from the Anastasia she can't talk for a while
So she sees Chad and starts saying MMMM MMMM and she dies while she's pointing at Chad and the doctor
The doctor slowly turns around and sees Chad the janitor took the electrical plug out of the socket for the oxygen pump to charge his phone.
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