Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

The teacher, Miss Brown, goes to school in a mini-skirt

At some point, Little Matt whispers to his frie...

Physics, Chemistry, Biology

Why did the physics teacher break up with the b...

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to an orientation in Heaven.

They are all asked, "When you are in your caske...

The Constipated Teacher

Sat in the teachers lounge on a Friday afternoo...

Maths class and the teacher asks the class a question

'Children, how many pigeons will we have when t...

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered ...

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.

A teacher asked her students to use the word "...

Student insult teacher

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...

New Teacher

A little boy is going to his first day at schoo...

A teacher asks one of her students what the formula for water was...

He said, "H I J K L M N O"

Teacher: What?

Stu...

Math

Teacher: What exactly is MATH?
Boy: Mental Abus...

Sucking, Licking and Biting....

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...

Teacher and student

The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands ...

Did you hear about the dyslexic science teacher?

He was teaching the Law of Conversation.

Little Johnny puts a dot on the blackboard

The teacher in her first grade class asks her s...

Little Timmy's Dream

Little Timmy has been having nightmares. He jus...

There was a little boy named Buttitches

His very first day at school the teacher asks h...

The Story of the Purple Wombat

It was little Jimmy's first day of school in th...

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...

Poor Mohammad


A teacher calls her first grade class from rec...

I like your thinking... [LONG]

Little Jim was in class, learning about the Car...

A new twist on an old joke.

Scientists recently did a study on the effects ...

How was school today?

Mom: Hi sweetie! How was school today?

Child: ...