Sat in the teachers lounge on a Friday afternoon, Sam, an English teacher, was letting a fellow teacher know about a personal problem he was currently going through.
"Mate, can I be honest with you? You're a close friend that I know I can trust."
"Sure... What's the problem"
"Have you ever been a bit blocked up? You know... Constipated."
The fellow teacher looked a little puzzled, but replied, "I'd be lying if I said I hadn't, but I haven't got anything with me that could help you out. Sorry, mate! Maybe pick up some laxatives on your way home tonight?"
Sam looked a bit helpless at this point, but continued by saying, "I've pulled one too many sickies as it is this term without leaving early today, and I'm in too much pain to wait until i finish this afternoon. Don't worry, I'll come up with a plan. See you on Monday."
Monday morning rolls around and Sam arrives in the teachers lounge. His friend clocks him straight away and gets up to ask him how he got on.
"Well then?" He says in a low tone... "How did you manage with your issue? You know..."
"Very well actually, I'm chuffed!" replies a grinning Sam. "It turns out the solution to my problem was on my desk all along."
"Really? Ah, I'm made up for you! When did you realise and what did you do?"
"It was simple really... I just worked it out with a pencil."
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