His very first day at school the teacher asks him what his name is.
"What's your name?"
"Buttitches."
"Haha, very funny, what is your name?"
"Buttitches."
"Listen child, tell me your real name or I'm sending you to the principal."
"Buttitches."
"Principal's office! Now!"
The boy arrives at the principal's office and asks for the boy's name.
"What's your name?"
"Buttitches."
"Oh we have a jokester do we? What's your real name son?"
"Buttitches."
"Alright kid one more try, tell me your real name or I'm calling the cops."
"Buttitches."
"Hello 9-1-1..."
The police meets with the boy and asks for his name.
"What's your name."
"Buttitches."
"You don't mess with an officer kid, what's your name?"
"Buttitches."
"Last chance kid! Tell me your real name or I will shoot!"
"...Butt... itches.. :("
At the boy's funeral, all are gathered around his grave. His mother, mourning, exclaims, "oh my poor Buttitches!"
The lady next to her says, "Well scratch it."
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