Little Johnny
Little Johnny sat in the classroom staring out ...
Teacher Jokes
A chemistry teacher is having problems with her desktop...
So she asks the class:
"How do I unfreeze my c...
Teacher to student
Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the ...
A teacher asks her class..
to use the word "contagious". Roland, the teach...
A teacher was giving a math lesson...
...and she asked one of her students, "If you h...
A teacher calls her first grade class
from recess. She goes up to little Sally and as...
Cliché teacher student joke.
Teacher: where is your homework?
Kid: at h...
For not doing anything.
Student: Teacher, would you punish me for not d...
Music Joke
Nobody could find Beethoven's teacher because h...
whoever tells the biggest lie
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered ...
An English teacher felt odd after being fired
It was post-grammatic stress disorder
Teacher to russian student: Boris, beware, I have eyes in my back!
russian student: What Are you braging about? I ...
Teacher VS Student Haahaha
Teacher: where is your homework?
Kid: at home.
...
What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?
Don't get smart with me.
The 6th grade science teacher
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, aske...
Anyone who thinks he's stupid
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...
Teacher ask a student
Teacher ask a student: Boy! do you know somethi...
What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?
"May the force be with you"
Johnny Vs Teacher "Think Power"
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
A Sunday school teacher asked the children
just
before she dismissed them to go to church,...
What did the math teacher wear to the ball?
A two-two.
In the gutter
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
I asked a music teacher what is sooo hard about playing a violin...
she said it's kinda fiddely.
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees
that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she ask...
When I was in kindergarten...
I met a really beautiful girl. We really liked ...