A little boy is going to his first day at school and meets his new teacher. The teacher stands up in front of the whole class and says
"Now class, my name is Mrs. Prussy. It is pronounced "Prussy". I want you to learn how to say it and spell it correctly before the end of the day.
At the end of the day, the little boy goes home and sees his Dad. His Dad asks, "So son, how was school today?"
"Good" says the little boy.
"So what is your new teacher's name?"
"Mrs. Crunt".
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