Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

The Doctors


Nowadays there's little meaning
For a person ...

Two days


Teacher: Farai, what are the two days of the w...

Book joke


Father:Why did you put a hole in the book?


s...

Cherry Hill


One day a substitute teacher was taking over f...

You know you are a teacher if...


You believe the staff room should be equipped ...

Summer vacation


It was the first day of school.


Each member ...

Red-Headed School Teacher


A traveling salesman finds himself stranded in...

Children of Isreal


At Sunday school, the new teacher, finished th...

What Would You Say?


Tragically, three friends die in a car crash, ...

Sunglasses


Question: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses ...

A lesson about blood flow and circulation


A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulati...

Little Sally Talks Too Much


Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card h...

It's an Internet World


A teacher asked one of her pupils, 'What's the...

Johnny Fuckhauer


n the first day of third grade, Miss Torch too...

My Grandparents


After Christmas break, a teacher asked her you...

Sandwitch


hey do you know what the teacher said to do no...

The Mexican duck joke


One day a teacher told her students to make a ...

Cutting Class


"Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in ...

Piece of cake


Teacher: Where is your homework!


Student: I ...

The dog ate it!


"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin s...

Teacher joke


Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps...

Eating Alone


The teacher of the Earth Science class was lec...

Baby on the Way


For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his ...

Walking while Pregnant


There is a room full of pregnant women and the...

Dirty Hands


A teacher observed a boy entering the classroo...