Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Anatomy


During a human science class for younger stude...

Joy To The World!


Teacher: Welcome to the Devil concert, I hope ...

Streetcorner sales


The kids filed back into class monday morning....

Period.


The kindergarten class had a homework assignme...

Little Johnny's Pink Eraser


Once there was a small classroom in a decent s...

Late for School?


Teacher: Why are you late to school?
Kevin: B...

Bumper Stickers


Horn broken. Watch for finger.


Your kid may ...

INSPIRATION: If at first you don't succeed


Monday Morning Eye Openers:Imaginative and cre...

Punishment in school


One day a little girl came home from school, a...

Ugly faces


Finding one of her students making faces at ot...

Home work


the teacher asked the boy if she could have hi...

Admitting the unwanted truth


One of my teachers always jokes around with us...

Discovering America


TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North ...

Up in Heaven


A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and ...

Don't bite any


HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent deseases ...

Purple Blurple


One day while Jonny was in class, his friend d...

Teachers Pest


Teacher:Tell me, when was the great depression...

Punctuation


A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Pu...

School Files


And who says our educational system is in dire...

ABC's


Student: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: Oka...

He died


The teacher was warning the class about the da...

Super man


their this kid how cames in with no pants on t...

Little Johnny Answers the Question


Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The far...

Commandment for Brothers and Sisters


One Sunday in church, the teacher asked her Su...

Three Blind Kids


A teacher is in the class with three blind kid...