It was the first day of school.
Each member of this third grade class had to go up to the black board and draw a representation of their summer.
Little Johnny got up and drew a dot.
The teacher asked him what it was supposed to represent.
He replied, "It is a period."
The teacher said, "What does that have to do with your summer?"
Johnny said, "Well, my 15 year-old sister couldn't find hers, so my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the 21 year-old guy next door shot himself!"
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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