Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Good Morning Student


You're a teacher who walks into the classroom
...

Qualifying for Heaven


Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a...

Contagious


A teacher asks her class to use the word conta...

Before


A fourth grade class was doing some spelling d...

A Blonde In School


once there was a blonde at school and she was ...

What is his occupation?


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

Quizes


I once had a science teacher who called a quiz...

On account of rain


Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a...

Animal Quiz


Animal Quiz


One day the teacher decides to p...

Stolen Homework


One time, when I was a kid, I forgot to do my ...

What is a zoo?


Teacher : What is a zoo?


Johney : A place a...

Un employment


Teacher to a student: "Can you think of a solu...

Cannibal Jokes


Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to ...

I'm having trouble listening !


Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Ar...

The Alphabet


There was a boy who had just learned his ABC's...

Little Johnny


Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math ...

Cow on heat


Little Jonny did not go to school one day. The...

Little Johnny


LITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... GRAMMAR:


One day, du...

Chemistry and my new


DURING my freshman biology class at North High...

Omelette


The teacher came into the class one day and sa...

IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE


I was sitting in my science class, when the te...

Landing strip


Maria Ivanovna the teacher came to the class w...

Black and white


The teacher said to her class, �Does anyone kn...

Computer gender war!


A language instructor was explaining to her cl...

Meet me for lunch!


The teacher of the school geography class was ...