Children of Isreal


At Sunday school, the new teacher, finished the day's lesson. It was now time
for the usual question period.


"Mr. Morris," announced little Jojo, "there's something I can't figure out."


"What's that Jojo?" asked Morris.


"Well according to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea,
right?"


"Right."
"And the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?"


"Er - right."


"And the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"


"Again, you're right."


"And the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians, and the Children of Israel
fought the Romans and the Children of Israel were always doing something
important, right?"


"All that is right, too," agreed Morris. "So what's your question?"


"What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What were all the grown-ups doing
all that time?"

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