Three hobos are walking down the train tracks...
And after days of walking and no food in their ...
Squirrel Jokes
Squirrel in cemetery
Q: What do you call a squirrel acting mysteriou...
Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?
They're both used to store nuts.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Why did the second monkey...
I was picking up my medicine earlier for my ADHD, and my Pharmacist told me the greatest joke ever.
I can't seem to remember the joke though. But I...
I live a harsh life.
My neighbor hates me
Best and only friends has ...
Giraffe and Squirrel dating
A male squirrel and female giraffe are in love....
what did the peanut say to the squirrel ???
he said im hungry and I'm as tired as a tree
A guy speaks with a comediant terrorist.
Guy: What do you plan to do?
Terrorist: I will...
Religion and squirrels
There were four churches and a synagogue in a s...
If I was a squirrel.....
Could I bust a nut in your bush?
So one day a squirrel gets attacked by a dog
Luckily for the squirrel he gets away unharmed....
John applies for a job with the police department.
Inspector: "These are some of the best qualific...
Squirrel hunting
A man goes squirrel hunting, carrying no gun. A...
Two cows are talking to each other while grazing....
The first cow says
"Hey I heard there's a case ...
The Golfer's Confession
A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me fat...
Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?
Because he had no nuts.
What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?
Both can climb trees, except the piano
A man goes to the confess his latest sin...
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned" says the...
CATCHING A SQUIRREL
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb up a t...
CHURCH SQUIRRELS
There were five houses of religion in a small t...