I can't seem to remember the joke though. But I did see this squirrel last week and he was soooooo cute. He climbed into a hole in a tree, where he probably stores his nuts. My sister is allergic to nuts. So if the squirrel ever invited her over, she wouldn't be able to come over because she'd, like, have anaphylaxis. That's what the smart people call an allergy attack. I called it anaphylaxis because I'm smart. That's what my doctor said. And he's smart, so that must be true. I wonder if somebody else told him that he was smart. Was there a never ending chain of smart people telling others that they are smart? I gotta go to bed now! Night!
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