Guy: What do you plan to do?
Terrorist: I will kill 10.000 people and a squirrel.
Guy: Why 10.000 people?
Terrorist: see? no one cares about the ten thousand peop... what did you just say?
Guy: I... said... why a squirrel, sir.
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