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Squirrel Jokes
Why does a squirrel swim on it's back?
To keep his nuts dry
Why did the squirrel blush after he was hit by a car?
He was flattered.
Why did the squirrel swim on it's back?
To keep it's nuts dry.
Q.How do you catch a squirrel? A. Climb into a tree and act like a nut.
Q.How do you catch a squirrel? A. Climb into a ...
[OC] An old blacksmith was working in his shop...
when there was a terrible accident. The fire in...
Two cows in a field. One asks “should I be worried about mad cow’s disease”?
“Well I’m not”, the other replies, “...because ...
Do you want to catch a Squirrel?
Just climb a tree and act like a nut.
An Owl and a Squirrel are sitting in a tree watching a farmer mow the lawn....
...The Owl says nothing because Owls can't talk...
I was fishing at a pond one day.
I hadn't gotten a bite all evening, so I popped...
A squirrel walks up to a tree
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forg...
One day a family of squirrels and a family of skunks are crossing the road...
...a car drives by and hits them. The only surv...
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How to Catch a Squirrel
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tr...
How are a piano and a squirrel alike?
They both aren't artichokes
An owl sees a squirrel crying in the forest.
He goes over to the squirrel.
"What is wrong?,...
I accidentally killed a squirrel when I prepping the campsite.
It was unin-tent-dead.
What did the owl say to the squirrel?
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate t...
How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Look a squirrel!
What's the difference between a squirrel and a politician lying dead in a ditch?
There are brake marks before the squirrel.
Classic Rocky and Bullwinkle pun
On a December trip to Frostbite Falls, Minneso...
Why does the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
If a tree falls in a forest and the only witness is a gangster squirrel.....
Does he grab his nuts and run?