A man goes squirrel hunting, carrying no gun. A game warden sees he has several squirrel's in his bag, and asked how he killed them. He said, I ugly them to death. Game warden was amazed, and asked if anybody else had ever done this. The man replied, I used to bring my wife along, but she just tore them up too badly!
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