Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?


-Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?


-Peer pressure.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?


-He was doing a monkey impression.

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