Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

Delivery coincidences,Haha!

Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiti...

Jose takes a trip to the USA

Jose just returned to Mexico and couldn't wait ...

The Ins And Outs Of Baseball

This is a game played by two teams, one out the...

Did you hear Wells Fargo has a baseball team?

They are really good at stealing homes.

A man takes his wife to play her first game of golf...

Unfortunately she hacked the first shot the win...

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waitin...

My boss always gets angry at me when we golf together, for some reason.

All I do is compliment him on his subpar golfin...

*Overheard at a country club yesterday*

My father gave me some advice on being active t...

I had to figure out what to do, to avoid a truck that had run a red light ...

... when suddenly I realized why the baseball h...

Two middle-aged men sit on a park bench

...and talk about what they think heaven will b...

The Ethical Dilemma

Two men are playing golf and they one caddy eac...

A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are playing golf

An engineer, a priest, and a doctor are trying ...

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise

and Ed fell head over heels for her.

When th...

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight...

A man went on a trip to the mountains in Eastern Europe to see the sights...

A man went on a trip to the mountains in Easter...

The Talking Dog version two

A man walks into a bar with a mutt on a leash.
...

I was wondering why that baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.



This was in our English test...

You know Michael Jackson had a pro baseball contract?

Unfortunately he never made it out of the minor...

he just loves golf

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every ...

Always a hole behind

A man, while playing on the front nine of a com...

A Southern Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are discussing families...

The Baptist said, "The LORD did say be fruitfu...

A man gets sent to prison for a crime he didn't commit.

It's his first time in prison and he's not taki...

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball; he's a pitcher.

A young woman was taking golf lessons...

and had just started playing her first round of...