The Baptist said, "The LORD did say be fruitful and multiply, therefore, I have 4 children, one more and I'd have a basketball team!". "Well," said the Catholic, "I'll have you know, I have ten children. One more, and I'd have a football team!". "That's nothing", said the Mormon, "I have 18 wives. One more, and I'd have a golf course!"
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