Two men are playing golf and they one caddy each. On the 18th hole, golfer (A) hits his ball into the bushes well right of the fairway. He goes to look for his ball, but he can't find it. So, when no one is looking, he drops a golf ball onto the ground and says he found his ball. He takes his shot, and it lands 2 feet from the hole, an easy tap-in. Meanwhile, back on the fairway, golfer (B) is talking with his caddy.
Golfer (B): You know what; I know that he cheated and he dropped a new ball for him to play.
Golfer (B)'s Caddy: How do you know that?
Golfer (B): Well for starters, I've got his ball in my pocket, so he couldn't have found his original ball.
Golfer (B)'s Caddy: Well, now you've got a bit of a dilemma. If you let him play on as usual, he probably would get a better score and beat you. However, if you expose his cheating, you will expose your cheating by picking up his ball. In other words you're screwed!
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