Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

If I could buy a baseball team...

I would buy one of the best teams and change th...

A priest decides to go golfing

One Monday afternoon, his day off.

Wanting so...

Why are Australians so good at cricket?

Criminals have a hit-and-run mindset

Usain Bolt decides to play some golf

He goes into the clubhouse to get membership an...

I've got a joke for every subject

"Give me a subject" says a comedian to a man,
"...

Usain Bolt goes to a golf course...

He turns up and walks into the clubhouse to get...

A Mexican Man

Who is new to the United States is telling his ...

Sports

Hockey has the Blues.

Football has the Browns....

Why can't the no-armed man drive?

He can't hold the golf club.

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

A father and son are playing catch in the backyard...

The son asks his father "Dad, weren't you reall...

A woman was out at the golf course...

...with her friends for a day and came home. He...

Free heaven

An 85-year-old couple, after being married for ...

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked.......

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly ...

A dozen guys are changing in the golf club's locker room

Suddenly, a cell phone starts ringing. One of t...

Irishman joke.

An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman are walkin...

A man returns home from the golf course...

His wife asks him why he no longer plays with J...

The oldest joke I know.

An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman are walkin...

Loose women

3 women are sitting at a bar conversing over la...

Why is Batman at a disadvantage when he plays baseball?

If he gets hit by a pitch, it's considered a bunt.

I hate Asian drivers

They just do not stand up to the quality of gol...

Business trip in Japan.

A California business man, while in Japan for s...