Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

Genie

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very ex...

Got in our old Mark 1 Golf today...

... My dad grabs shifts into reverse and says.....

Why did little Johnny hate baseball?

Every time he reaches third base, his teammates...

Some people think that preventing injuries on a golf course is difficult.

But it's quite simple really, when you put two ...

An elderly couple is enjoying a lovely breakfast.

The wife sets down her fork and asks her husban...

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

a Tiger walks into a bar...

er i think i heard it was a golf club...

I got hit in the nose by a baseball yesterday

Except for the broken finger I'm okay

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't know where home is.

My grandfather was an amazing golfer

He golfed into his 80's and towards the end, wh...

What's the difference between Ivanka Trump and Donald Trump?

Ivanka would like to play a round (of golf) and...

My son was a pitcher at his school's baseball game,

But no one was pleased I was pouring beer out f...

Good news and bad news

Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the bigges...

Two brothers wake up on Christmas morning...

They rush downstairs to see what they got from ...

It's dark in here

There is a child, who got his baseball and base...

A man and his friend were playing golf one afternoon when a funeral drove by...

The man was about to swing but stopped and bowe...

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

A Golfer invites his friends over...

A golfer invited a minister, a doctor and an en...

Angry Wife

Someone posted this on Funny Droid (Android App...

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer.

were waiting one morning for a particularly slo...

Kashyyyk baseball

Q: Why don't they play baseball on Kashyyyk?
A:...