An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman are walking through the desert. They are all tired and thirsty when they stumble upon a genie.
The genie grants them one wish each.
The Englishman asks that he is instantly transported to the sidelines of a cricket game in cool autumn with a pint of ale.
The Scotsman asks he can stand upon the highlands again with a brisk wind in his hair.
The Irishman asks for a car door.
Even the genie is perplexed, 'why do you want a car door,' he asks?
The Irishman responds, 'So when it gets hot I can roll the window down.'
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