Why are orphans terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home is.
Sports Jokes
What do bats use to hit baseball?
Baseball human
It was only three times... promise.
Sam was very ill and it looked like the end mig...
What is the difference between a G spot and a golf ball
A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Playing Golf
So, I got home late after a round of golf. My w...
What do baseball teams and muffins have in common?
They both rely on a good *batter*
Why cant orphans play baseball?
They cant find their home
Marriage Jokes
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly t...
This lady decided it was time to learn how to play golf...
This lady decided it was time to learn how to p...
What do you call a golf club in the rear of your car?
A backseat driver
Did you hear the one about the baseball player murdered mid-game?
He went down swinging!
Importance of Audience
Father Murphy woke up Sunday morning and realiz...
A blind old cowboy walks into a bar...
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl b...
A billionaire throws a party for the whole town....
A billionaire throws a party for the whole tow...
Three Washington salesmen are in Louisville Kentucky for a business conference.
After the session ends, they drive to a nearby ...
A UK businessman returns from Japan...
after spending a few weeks out there trying to ...
Baseball in Heaven
Two kids, Adam and John, absolutely love playin...
How is the situation husband with his pregnant wife
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask abou...
She can't sleep (really long)
credit: Bill Moen, an 80's San Francisco Bay Ar...
Marriage jok
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly t...
A man was in Japan, and had hired a prostitute
And as he was going at it, she was screaming "F...