One Monday afternoon, his day off.
Wanting some company the priest asks the pro if there are any groups he can join up with. "No, today's a pretty slow day, monday and all. Actually its so slow I'll go out and play with you."
So the priest and golf pro go out and have a nice time. Throughout the round the pro gives the priest some tips here and there and he is having a nice round.
They get back to the clubhouse and the pro says, "OK that'll be $250." The priest is flabbergasted and asks "What for?" The priest explains; "this is my job -- you think I play rounds with amateurs and give out tips for free??"
Not wanting to argue, The priest takes out his credit card and hands it over. "You know, you really ought to come to my church this sunday. In fact, bring your parents. I'll marry them for free."
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