The theory of the multiverse states that there are infinite parallel universes containing every possible situation. It makes me happy, because I know, somewhere...
The theory of the multiverse states that there are infinite parallel universes containing every possible situation. It makes me happy, because I know, somewhere...
...I'm being violently sodomised with rusty golf clubs by angry crab people.
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