A dozen guys are changing in the golf club's locker room

Suddenly, a cell phone starts ringing. One of the guys answers it.

'Hi!'

'Hi honey, it's me,' says a female voice. 'Are you still at the golf club?'

'Yeah.'

'Wonderful! I'm two streets away. I just saw this amazing Persian fur coat. It's truly marvelous. Can I buy it?'

'How much do they want for it?'

'*Only* $1,000!'

'Well, go for it if you like it so much...'

'Oh honey, just five minutes ago I saw a splendid new Mercedes at the car shop. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me an excellent offer... and you know, we should really get rid of that BMW we bought last year...'

'How much do they want for it?'

'*Only* $75,000!'

'Fine, but make sure you ask for all the extra accessories with this price.'

'Oh, sure honey! There's another thing though...'

'Yeah?'

'It may seem like a lot, but I checked our bank accounts and... This morning I stopped at that beautiful house they're selling that we liked so much... Do you remember? With the swimming pool, the gorgeous rockery, the huge 1ha garden, the view on the mountains...'

'How much do they want for it?'

'*Only* $600,000! It's a great price and I know we have enough money in the bank...'

'Very well, go and buy it, but first try to haggle, say $500,000...'

'Ok honey, thanks. I'll see you in a bit. I love you!'

The guy hangs up, lifts the cell phone in the air and asks the others:

'Does anyone know whose phone this is?'