What's a neckbeards favorite linux os?
Fedora
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Sports Jokes
Two scotsmen are playing golf.
There are two Scotsmen out for a day of golf, A...
A Scotsman moves to America [long]
This is probably been here before, but I still ...
An American man travels to Japan on business...
...and on his first night he visits a bar in To...
Why are ophans no good at baseball?
They dont know where home is.
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
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If Linda, Kate, Paula and Jan...
What did Billy, the boy with no arms, get for Christmas?
A baseball mitt.
Actually, he hasn't opened it...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Buddies
This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unann...
They say a BJ is better than a yank .
But I'm not a big baseball fan, so I wouldn't k...
Billionaire throws a party for the whole town
Edit: This joke is best told out loud
A billio...
A TALKING FROG
An older gentleman was playing a round of golf....
You know why I can't throw a baseball?
Because my dad never taught me.
A pair of lifelong friends play golf and go to Hooters
Two guys grow up together but after college one...
A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an interfaith meeting...
The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, "I hav...
A husband and wife discusstion
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly t...
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ...
I think Baptists make horrible baseball players
because they believe in once safe, always safe.
Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?
Because it would be really awkward asking what ...
A baseball player was hit in the head with a line drive yesterday...
today he's more open-minded
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can never find home
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you a...
Husband and wife in the golf club....
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly t...
A wife has a crappy day and decides to come home early from work
When she arrives home, she heads upstairs and f...