There are two Scotsmen out for a day of golf, Angus is ready to swing on the fifteenth hole. There is a country road that runs parallel to the course.
As Angus is about to swing a funeral procession comes around the corner. He stops and takes off his hat until the funeral procession passed and turned the corner.
His friend is clearly moved, "Aye Angus, that was a very nice thing to do. Very respectful of ye to do that for that family."
Angus gets ready to continue paying and nods, "Aye, she was a good wife."
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