This is probably been here before, but I still think it's a good one.
A Scotsman moves to America. His new coworkers invite him to a baseball game. He decides to go to try to learn more about American culture. He has a $12 hot dog and a warm beer. Throughout the game, people keep jumping up yelling "go go go! Run!" Etc. He decides that to really be like his co-workers, he needs to yell too. The next batter gets up to the plate.
"Ball one!" The umpire calls. "Ball two! Ball three! Ball four!"
The batter starts walking to first base.
"Go!" The Scotsman shouts, jumping to his feet. "Run!"
"He doesn't have to run," his coworker says. "He has 4 balls."
The Scotsman looks confused for a second. Finally, he turns back to the field and shouts.
"WALK WITH PRIDE MAN!"
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