Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

Got Any Gum, Chum?

An American, wearing Bermuda shorts, T-shirt, a...

Notes to Self

Bill Gates "Notes to self"

* Next time my wi...

Mom!!

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you t...

162 = W S in G

162 = worst score in golf.

72 = B S in G

72 = best score in golf.

It's All in the Name

Nathan goes to see his doctor. After a lengthy ...

Idiots of the World 2

Some may be offeneded by a few of these. This i...

Odd One Out

Which word is the odd one out:

football pol...

Volleyball Season

At the end of the last volleyball season, the m...

Putt, Drag, Putt, Drag, Putt.....

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf lat...

You Lost It HOW?

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about ...

Watch Real Baseball

Top Ten Signs you're Not Watching a Real Baseba...

What Sport?

What is a 4 letter sport that starts with a T?
...

Elephants Never Forget

Frank owned a full grown African Elephant and d...

A guy was playing golf.

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost....

A radio show holds a contest for the best local talent...

A gentleman walks into the studio with a mutt o...

An elderly man is out playing golf with a friend...

An elderly man is out playing golf with a frien...

Finally, i can play Golf in peace.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at ...

A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.

One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thi...

Volkswagon were pretty dumb to name one of their cars 'Golf'

Why name a car after a slow and boring sport wh...

A man and a blonde woman in a swimsuit are stranded on a deserted island.

The woman asks the man, "When was the last time...

I like my women like I like my golf score

Mid-eighties and with slight handicap.