A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. Daddy, what are those two spiders doing? she asked. They're mating, her father replied. What do you call the spider on top, Daddy? she asked. That's a daddy long legs, her father answered. So, the other one is a mommy long legs? the little girl asked. No, her father replied. Both of them are daddy long legs. The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden.
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