2 year old Johnny showered with his dad one night..
Johnny: Dad whats that?
Dad: Well that's my snake.
Next night, Johnny bathed with his mom.
Johnny: Mom, whats that?
Mom: Thats just grass.
Johnny: What are those?
Mom: These are headlights.
Johnny went to bed with his parents that night, scared from the thunderstorm. Just as little Johnny was falling asleep, he felt shaking in the bed beside him. He woke up and screamed when he looked under the covers to see what it was.
Johnny: Mom! Turn on your head lights! There's a snake in the grass!
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