when one of them was bitten by a venomous snake. He fell down to the ground, and his breathing stopped. Terrified, his friend phoned an expert on survival.
Over the phone, the expert said,
"The first thing you have to do is make sure he's dead.
A gunshot rang over the line.
"Now what?"
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