What if Harry discovered his snake Animagus before discovering he was a wizard, such that when Hagrid meets him, he goes...

A seal walks into...

The bartender says, "What'll it be?" The seal says, "Anything but a Canadian...

Get me a drink

DAD: Son, get me a drink. SON: Coke or Pepsi? DAD: Coke. SON: Diet or...

I went to an...

As I was about to catch a plane, I thought "My dog would be proud."

House Fire

A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells...

Crazy little boy

a kid walks into a whore house with a flat frog on a leash.................

You know you’re...

You know you’re in IT if... ...you paid $6000 for your computer and $500 for...

Datsun Cogs (Cats...

Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good...

Waiter Jokes.

Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup. Waiter: Gee...look's like it's...

Two soldiers..

..came across a dead animal and an argument began. One soldier said it was a...

A LESSON IN MORALS

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go...