There once was a handsome, sentient snail. One day, he passed by a local convenience store and decided to enter in a lottery. A week later, he discovered he had won!
With his new fortune, he bought a brand new car. As it sat in his garage, he couldn't help thinking it lacked a little pizzaz. He found a bucket of paint and paintbrush and painted an enormous "S" for "snail" on the car.
He decided to go for a drive. As he happily drove down the street, the onlookers said...
"Look at that S car go."
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