A snail walks up to a mans house and knocks on the door. The door opens and the man says to the snail "What do you want?"
The snail says "Hello sir, I am selling cookies and am just wondering if you would like to..." WHOOSH!! The man kicks the snail and he flys across the street. The man slams the door!!
10 years later the man hears a knock on his door. He opens the door, looks down and sees the same snail.
The snail says "Aw man why'd ya do that?"
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