Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster...

Laws of Life

Katz's Law: Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after...

A snail walks...

And he asks the salesman about car customization. He shows the salesman a car...

Es cargo

A snail was writing s on his car a boy sees him and asks "Why are you...

Faster, faster,...

Q. What does a female snail say during sex? A. Faster, faster, faster!

Did you hear...

He was ex-cargo.

What did the...

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

A snail walks...

A snail walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. But the...

I bought myself a...

I took its shell off to see if it would go any faster. If anything it just...

Worlds Grossest...

Callus Collection Florence Franklin of Peoria, IL, holds the record. As...

Why do women have...

To not leave a snail trail behind them.