Snail Jokes

Snail Jokes

The Rabbit and the snail


Q-Why did the rabit cross the road?
A-To catc...

Computer Addiction


You know it is time to reassess your relations...

Snail's Pace


A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but ...

The owner of a bar


The owner of a bar is just locking up for the ...

Michelle


A man and his wife, Michelle, were getting re...

Snail Beer


A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.


T...

Rodeo


Q: What did the snail say when it caught a rid...

Getting Served at a


The landlord of a pub, is just locking up, whe...

Addicted to email


How to Tell If You're Addicted To E-mail


1....

Bad Days


Think YOU'RE having a bad day? It seems like s...

The Slug


Whats adefenition of a slug
A.a snail with a ...

Escargot


There once was a lowly snail, who was busily c...

Snail in a bar


A snail walks into a bar and asks the bartende...

You're hooked if...


It's time to turn your computer off and read a...

The snail


One Sunday morning John stepped out onto the p...

Time to turn off the computer when...


It's time to turn off your computer when...


...

Top ten resolutions you won't keep in 2000


10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bo...

Yo mama is so lazy


Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in...

A snails pace


A snail was crossing the road when all of a su...

Getting Served at a Pub


The landlord of a pub, is just locking up, whe...

Irish Delecacy


There once was a lowly snail, who was busily c...

You and Your Computer


You know it is time to reassess your relations...

The Snail


A few years back, there was a depressed snail....

Snail visits bar


The landlord of a pub, is just locking up, whe...

Two Snails


Two snails were standing on the side of the ro...