A man and his wife, Michelle, were getting ready for a halloween party.
The party started at 7.00pm and they arrived at the door at 7.15pm.
The man and his wife both turned up at the door naked, the woman on the man's back.
The man at the door asked what they were dressed as and the man said "I am the snail and this is Michelle!!"
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