So a couple are driving down the highway. They see an injured cat on the side of the road. They stop the car and check it out, but it’s a skunk. Being the good people they are they decide to still take it to the vet. They’re driving down the highway when a police man behind them puts his lights on. The lady freaks out and thinks the cop will think they hurt the skunk. The man has an idea and said hide the skunk in between your legs. The lady says what about the smell? The man says plug its nose.
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