A Scottish man an Irish man and an English man are in jail.
The guards said they would give them a supply of anything they wanted
The Scottish man said whisky so he was granted 1 years worth of whisky
The English man said tea so he was granted 1 years worth of tea
And the Irish man said Cigarettes so he was granted 1 years worth of cigarettes
So after 1 year when the guards checked on the Scottish man he was as drunk as a skunk
When they Checked on the English man he was full to the brim
When they went to the Irish man's cell the Irish man stood up held up a cigarette to his mouth and said "have you got a light?"
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