A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field?
Because they...
Sheep Jokes
Q: How many rednecks
Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in...
The Blonde Sheep Her
There was a typical blond. She had long, blond...
Wonder Bra
The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endo...
A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest...
A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Af...
Why do women exist?...
Why do women exist?
Because cows are too big...
What do you call a
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?...
Questions and answers about Mad Cow disease
Q. If I drink milk from an infected cow, will ...
Al Gore - Explained
On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship w...
Wool!
Q. Did you know they just discovered a new use...
Scottish Kilts
Why does Scots wear kilts?
Because the shee...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving h...
Math one-liner
Student: Yes sir, but what happens if the numb...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What's the difference between boogers and broc...
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician...
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician ...
Real blonde
There was a blonde driving through the country...
Sheep
There was once a blonde who was sick and tired...
Clinton administration medical dictionary
Acute: Opposite of an uglyArtery: The study of...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spacesh...
Alabama Farmer
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a shee...
Scottish Sheep
A computer scientist, mathematician, a physici...
Don't talk
A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the ...
Shut up pig
There is a lady laying in bed.
At about mid...
Elephant tampons
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: She...
Blondes mistaken
a blonde was sick of all the blonde jokes so o...